Today I saw something that kind of freaked me out. I'm not sure if it freaked me out because of what I have been reading, the fact I had been driving for so long or imagining weird things is my hobby.
I saw a disemebodied semi. Yep. A disembodied semi. It was spotless white and huge, it had long gleeming teeth that rivaled the sunshine. In addition to being white and having huge teeth it also was not pulling a rig. Is it called a rig? Anyhow it was all by itself, just a face without a body. And the first thought that came into my head was, Oh. My lord. They beheaded that guy. I'm not kidding.
Its a truck that vaguely looked like a skeleton. So its only natural that I would assume that it beheaded my some kind of evil transforming cement mixer. Which is exactly the plot my brain pulled up as I slowed down to gape as I drove by.
The second experience I'm about to relate happened a couple days ago while sweeping up my apartment.
I was merrily sweeping away, (seeing as I'm jobless I have loads of time to clean. Not that I actually do) when to my surprise I saw what looked like a retarded flower. Upon closer inspection I found that not only was it not a "unique" flower, it was actually a "unique" spider. It was missing all of its legs. In a way it really did form a grotesque sort of flower, kinda. Well first I was revolted. Then I gave the spider a name, Kinley. Then I thought well, he didn't gnaw his own legs off. The next thought was it must have been the spider lords. Then a reenactment of the war that had proceeded his delegging. I gave the spiders their own little hissing accent and motives. They all wore tiny battle armor and had huge agendas. After twenty minutes of this I finished sweeping and threw the fallen sodier in the trash.
Maybe one day I will be able to put my head to good use but until then, here is to battling spiders.
